How To Roll A Proper Blunt

Are you getting sick of trying to put gram after gram into tiny coners? Well here’s the solution, a fat blunt. Courtesy of the fine people at Dutch Master and my friend OG Kush.

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– First, lick it, get that dutch disgusting with spit.

– Next, unwrap your dutch: the easiest way is to trace the edges of the leaf up the blunt and find where it all twists together by the mouthpiece and unravel starting from there.

– Hand the wrap to yo’ girl, she needs to keep it moist while you finish gutting and rolling this blunt.

– Then, you split that shit. I would advise first time blunt rollers to just make a cut down the middle of the blunt with a knife or a razor blade, but eventually everyone must learn to split the blunt. Just use your two thumbs (with your index fingers behind) and apply pressure with both of your thumbs all the way down the blunt, you’ll here a cracking sound if you did it right.

– Don’t split it all the way though, when you get the greyish “cancer paper” just stop.

– Now, peal away the wrap, leaving the gray mouthpiece and the guts in tact. Throw that shit away and keep the wrap.

– Put AT LEAST a half a gram in, anything less than that is just pitiful, blunts don’t need to be huge, its just not worth it when you mainly smoking tobacco leaf. I usually put about a gram or two in. The largest I’ve ever smoked was probably around a quarter ounce.

– From this point on, its all about the tuck and roll. First roll the leaf back and forth to gather the weed in a cylindrical shape. Use your thumbs and index fingers. You want to get the end of the wrap closest to you nice and tucked into the bud before you roll up the rest of the blunt. Once I get it tucked I sometimes finish rolling on a table using all my fingers, like one would role an actual cigar.

– Then place your blunt on top of the unraveled leaf and wrap up tightly.

– Then, roast it up. Make sure its nice and dry and crispy, but not too crispy. If you hold the lighter to close for too long then it will burn (no shit!).

You are now ready to blaze that shit UP!

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  • wonderboy

    I just discovered your site and I also have to say its really sweet, lucky I’m sitting with about a kg of a very nice locally grown weed called Swazi Gold, actually very much the same as super skunk, so I can just think and feel sorry for the folks who comes across this site and have absolutely nothing with them to smoke…
    I’m from Cape Town South Africa and here by us weed is really insanely abundant so maybe thats the reason behind my following issue as I had the problem of trying to get hold of some weed when I was overseas already and know what a issue it can turn out to be.

    I have always wondered why people on movies and even this blunt guide rolls such small little joints and then talk ebout it being so big and fat =) The joints I roll and smoke, and not just me but basically every1 from here really contains like 3 to 4 times the amount of weed that you have in 1 of these :mini desert splifs… and then its for me alone as I dont like sharing my joint with anyone, I’ll rather roll them their own so I can enjoy mine at my own leisurely pace.

    When I have some time I will make you’s a guide showing you’s how to roll the nicest joint you will ever smoke and best of all its not that hard the way I figured out how to do it. Even if you never rolled 1 before in your life you will get this right within the 1st or 2nd try and will master the technique within a few rolling sewssions and then you will start smoking more than you ever did before as everyone will be coming to you to roll fot them after which you obviously smoke with of the piece of art you just rolled.
    This way becomes so part of you and easy after a while that you can almost do it subconsiously. Ive already rolled while walking in a strong without wasting a crumb, and a fiend I tought how to roll, is a heavy haul truck driver, he’s mastered rooling while bussy driving those huge trucks, Its quite insane wathing hiw do his rhing rolling with just 1 hand while steering with the other hand and some assistance from his knees
    Ive been with him alreay coming down a steep mountain pass hauling 2 trailers rolling the nicest joint ever while handeling the truck like a pro, not loosing even a bit of control or slipping up even once..!!

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